Wow... seems even the most ardent anti-Microsoft campaigners have their price. Albeit quite a high one - I think most people woud be tempted by such a sum.
One slashdotter quoted the anecdote:-
Man walks up to beautiful lady and asks her "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
The woman replies "Why, of course."
So the man says "Would you sleep with me for one dollar?"
To which the woman replies"What sort of a woman do you think I am!", and slaps the guy in the face.
The man, unfazed, says "I think we've established that. We're just haggling over price".